I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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