sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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