I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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