And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
they're like a gay fantastic four
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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