Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
sex in a hospital.. check
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