quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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