you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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