i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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