White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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