Just cropdusted the office
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
