you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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