so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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