Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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