You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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