i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
pray to the hookup gods
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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