When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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