I don't think brook has ever known best
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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