So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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