I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
We need to rekindle our bromance
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Public service announcement: if you would like to continue receiving blow jobs, a 25% increase in fuck-giving will be expected immediately, and you're expected to give an actual flying fuck at least once a week. Brought to you by the ad council.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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