Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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