do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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