She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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