You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Operation Purity has been aborted
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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