I want to stick my p in your. b.
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
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