He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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