Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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