can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize