What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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