oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Congratulations! We have a period
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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