Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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