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(407): View more from Florida

Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.

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(404): View more from Georgia

I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?

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(630): View more from Illinois

They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.

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(516): View more from New York

you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers

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(917): View more from New York City

I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina

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(678): View more from Georgia

So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...

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(416): View more from Toronto

I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.

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