I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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