she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
A bitchslap is in order.
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