Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
only if we run a train.
done.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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