idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
My day in three words: secret purse cake
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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