Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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