DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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