he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Randomize
