Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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