I heard we made out
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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