so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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