why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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