how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Damn victory sex feels great
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Randomize
