dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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