what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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