he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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