I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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