in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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