Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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