It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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