I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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