i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
He did a backflip because drugs
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