Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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