I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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