I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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