his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Help. Why am I so naked?
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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